Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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