Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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You. Win. At. Life.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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