You can't motorboat a personality
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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