I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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