thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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