I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She even gives head with a lisp.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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