No stitches, just platelets and will power
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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