At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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