Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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