I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Fuck appropriateness.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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