fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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