I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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