Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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