I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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