Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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