I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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