id be glad to
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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