Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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