did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
