I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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