Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
