Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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