your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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