normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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