Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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