Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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