I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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