Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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