on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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