idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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