Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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