Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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