we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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