Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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