I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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