I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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