i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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