I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
one might say we're banned from that church
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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