We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Can I color on your dick again?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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