no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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