hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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