And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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