My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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