it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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