Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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