I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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