people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It's rum buckets o'clock
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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