Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
he fucked my hip out of place.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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