Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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