Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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