Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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