I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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