Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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