had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
i think im in europe. pls send help
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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