there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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