He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Randomize