I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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