is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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