so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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