That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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