glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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